the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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*rolls across ur floor* *lays down next 2 u* *whispers* sexuality is fluid, don’t you worry about a thing; you’re not a “bad queer” for experiencing feelings and attractions you didnt think you were capable of before, it’s all right, you do what you wanna do, sunshine *stands n pats u on the head* *puts a flower in ur hair* *waltzes out the door*
hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast