jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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quality-queens-yay:

i follow everyone back :) also click here to gain 300+ followers in less than 5 minutes!

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combeferrerogavrocher:

*rolls across ur floor* *lays down next 2 u* *whispers* sexuality is fluid, don’t you worry about a thing; you’re not a “bad queer” for experiencing feelings and attractions you didnt think you were capable of before, it’s all right, you do what you wanna do, sunshine *stands n pats u on the head* *puts a flower in ur hair* *waltzes out the door*

(Source: convictsgruntingrhythmically, via anyoneclaimedthisone)

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

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inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

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Bacon/Avocado burgers. I’m a goddamn chef.

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

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